| Week | Opponent | Results | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Screw the ‘Stros | LOSS (4-5-1) | Recap |
| 2 | ItsNotRyanItsRyne | LOSS (4-5-1) | Recap |
| 3 | SHABB’s Team | WIN (6-3-1) | Recap |
| 4 | Bad News Bears | LOSS (2-7-1) | Recap |
| 5 | Joe Buck Yourself | WIN (9-1) | Recap |
| 6 | Cincinnati Kids | WIN (6-2-2) | Recap |
| 7 | HOMERsexuals | WIN (8-2) | Recap |
| 8 | Brayden’s Team | WIN (6-3-1) | Recap |
| 9 | Chod’s Team | LOSS (3-7) | Recap |
| 10 | Screw the ‘Stros | WIN (8-2) | Recap |
| 11 | ItsNotRyanItsRyne | TIE (5-5) | Recap |
| 12 | SHABB’s Team | WIN (5-4-1) | Recap |
| 13 | Bad News Bears | LOSS (1-9) | Recap |
| 14 | Joe Buck Yourself | WIN (7-3) | Recap |
| 15 | Cincinnati Kids | WIN (8-2) | Recap |
| 16 | HOMERsexuals | LOSS (2-7-1) | Recap |
| 17 | Brayden’s Team | LOSS (4-6) | Recap |
| 18 | Chod’s Team | WIN (6-2-2) | Recap |
| 19 | Screw the ‘Stros | WIN (6-3-1) | Recap |
| 20 | ItsNotRyanItsRyne | LOSS (1-7-2) | Recap |
| 21 | SHABB’s Team | WIN (6-4) | Recap |